Latino Comedy Project
 

Greasers: The Juan That I Want

INS Agent:
I said you're gonna ship out, 'cause you're Mexicans...

Chorus:
Mexicans...

INS Agent:
Without documentation.

Chorus:
No, no green card!

INS Agent:
I said you're gonna ship out, back to Mexico.

Chorus:
Oh no!

INS Agent:
Get the hell back to your own nation.

Juanny:
Are you "chore"?

INS Agent:
Yes, I'm "chore" we can fit two more, 'cause you're the Juan that I want...

Chorus:
You're the Juan, you're the Juan that I, Oooo beaners! (X3)

INS Agent:
The Juan I need, oh yes indeed...ship 'em out!

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