Latino Comedy Project
 

Greasers: Hopelessly Deported

Sandia:
I know we're not the first deported, and I know that we won't be the last. But we're both citizens...

Juanny:
And I'm gonna' have to kick somebody's ass...

Both:
We're hopelessly deported...

Juanny:
And I'm really gonna' have to kick somebody's ass!

Sandia:
But, now, there's nowhere to hide, since they pushed us all inside this smelly cattle car. Hopelessly deported...

Juanny:
Me too!

Both:
Hopelessly deported...And He's/I'm really gonna have to kick somebody's ass!

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